And here it is from the other side, with little gears and vines floating about in the corner...
"But, Renfield!" You ask, "What in the name of SCIENCE! is that?"
I have not the slightest idea. I've heard some stupendous theories.
Is it a pan-eidetic aetherous frastimer? Perhaps a Portable Aural Tempographic Device? Or could it be a Karitoz Marberator?
I'm leaving that up to you. Right now, I'm leaning heavily towards the Portable Aural Tempographic Device, as theorized by Prof. Shoggoth. (Yes, sir. Theorizing calls for a Prof. in front of one's name. Unless you prefer another title.)